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One-third less caffein (is that a vintage spelling or just local-market incompetence?), perhaps, but clearly two-thirds more psychotropics.  Rather like the mood around here these days.

Remarkably, the inimitable Page Morton Black, Chock full o' Nuts' very own answer to Vera Hruba Ralston, is still with us.  As is the brand, which was also a surprise.  Their website actually has some fun Flash animation - and a lot of that damn jingle...